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Friday, January 28, 2011
Internal Dialogue from Today
So, here are some of my thoughts for about a 2 hour time span today while I was out and about:
[At Car Wash] Since it's 66 today, I thought that's a good day for a thorough cleaning for Bruce. (That's short for Subaru. Get it?)
Women don't realize that suits should be tailored or at least not worn too tight or too loose. Ew.
My iPhone is magnetized enough to give stick between it and my nano.
[Now at Dick's Sporting Goods] How is it the most out of shape people work in a sporting goods store in the fitness sections?
And how is it no one actually works here? I see them roam in packs, but no one can help me with the heart rate monitors.
Just because I have cowboy boots on doesn't mean that I don't also own a pair of trainers and workout.
I'm giving my business to Sport Authority.
I should have thought about not being able to roll down my windows to enjoy these 66 degrees.
[Now at Sports Authority] Walked in, was greeted, helped and out the door in less than 10 minutes.
Oh, and now that Bruce is clean, I can see this huge ding in my passenger side. Irks the shit out of me.
I remember asking for new car smell, not Nair. Ew.
What has two thumbs and got
of her tax refunds today? Me!
I have some seriously weird internal thoughts. Sometimes I wish I could remember all of them.
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