So, here are some of my thoughts for about a 2 hour time span today while I was out and about:
- [At Car Wash] Since it's 66 today, I thought that's a good day for a thorough cleaning for Bruce. (That's short for Subaru. Get it?)
- Women don't realize that suits should be tailored or at least not worn too tight or too loose. Ew.
- My iPhone is magnetized enough to give stick between it and my nano.
- [Now at Dick's Sporting Goods] How is it the most out of shape people work in a sporting goods store in the fitness sections?
- And how is it no one actually works here? I see them roam in packs, but no one can help me with the heart rate monitors.
- Just because I have cowboy boots on doesn't mean that I don't also own a pair of trainers and workout.
- I'm giving my business to Sport Authority.
- I should have thought about not being able to roll down my windows to enjoy these 66 degrees.
- [Now at Sports Authority] Walked in, was greeted, helped and out the door in less than 10 minutes.
- Oh, and now that Bruce is clean, I can see this huge ding in my passenger side. Irks the shit out of me.
- I remember asking for new car smell, not Nair. Ew.
- What has two thumbs and got BOTH of her tax refunds today? Me!
I have some seriously weird internal thoughts. Sometimes I wish I could remember all of them.
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