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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

So What Wednesday

It's that time that I link up with Shannon at Life After I "Dew" and say SO WHAT!

Side note: Today she has a guest post. I die. B be hysterical and the woman I imagine myself to be when I get around to popping out kids.

Carry on.

So WHAT if...

  • I wore my wellys into work today and it wasn't raining? Luck favors the prepared, so you're welcome for having a dry commute in, asshats.
  • I take time to come to the realization that seeing the ex is a bad idea and accomplishes nothing? Sometimes I really want to get the last word in, but it doesn't matter. Back to ignoring him.
  • I like to be courted? Bullet number two was helped by the fact that a gent is courting me in all the ways a gent should (and the ex didn't). Boys, take notes: open doors, be on time, plan the dates, walk street side, offer your jacket, find out about her, ask her out in person, don't be a douche.
  • All of the things listed in number three are a small percentage of the present gent's actions on the first date? Dude got a second date. Earn it.
  • I forget that this is what a gent is supposed to do? Sometimes my life is a little cray cray - not Snooki/Dina cray cray, but more playing college cray cray - so I easily forget that a gent should court a lady.
  • I snickered when I referred to myself as a lady? Clearly, I can be one, but I also called people asshats in this post, so there's some refinement needed.
  • I'm going a little risque with the costume? I'm not letting my Snooki out, so I'll be in leggings, bloomers, spanks, and undies to make sure that doesn't happen. 
  • I let someone decide on my costume for me? I'm really good at brainstorming, but bad at the follow through. Especially without a car to take me to 5 different stores to find what I'm looking for.
Go link up with Life After I "Dew"  and say SO WHAT!

3 comments:

  1. If you ever stop using words like asshat I will not be your friend. Somethings don't need to be refined.

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  2. what is a welly?I agree that seeing an ex is a bad idea I always try to remember & remind myself always that if it never worked the first time then it will be no different the next time around so why let yourself get hurt all over again...love your word asshat too funny!Have a great week :)

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  3. A Gent courting is the best thing ever. Makes your realize that the ex isn't worth the time.

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