And I'm the only girl.
So, naturally, my draft is half based on math and half based on cute players.
But I do have some sense. Like I picked up Aaron Rodgers for QB and San Francisco's defense.
But picking Eric Decker for wide receiver? A totally emotional pick for the Broncos and a two-syllable day-yum for his hotness.
|Don't fail me, Eric. |
Although your performance with the 49ers holds promise.
Where do Bad Ass Unicorns come in?
Well, being the only girl in the league, I had to make it uber girly.
Enter, the unicorn.
|Handing out rainbows and ass kickings.|
And we're all out of rainbows.